
The Time I Got Bitten by a Lion
You don’t believe me, do you? That’s okay, no one does—until they see the proof. Oh yes, I have proof and I’ll show it to you in a moment. The reason I’m now raising this story about the time I got bitten by a lion is because my kids have been clamoring to hear it over and over lately. There isn’t much to tell, really—the lion was sitting there calmly one moment and then sinking its teeth into my flesh