Around this time every year I begin to itch for spring. I know it’s not far away now, but I’ve grown tired of sitting here in my sleeping bag. (It’s true! Throughout the winter, I look like a giant red worm!) To stir a springtime mood, at breakfast this morning I tried spinning some “ridiculous riddles” for my kids. Many of them were met with shrugs or groans, but a few seemed to strike their funny bone. These are the