
Don’t Read These Words!
Roy said something funny not long ago. He came up to me with a pained look on his little face and moaned, “Daddy, I can’t stop reading!” He then proceeded to explain that he can’t help but read the English words that happen to fall under his gaze as he moves about the house. I gave a sympathetic smirk, as a good father should, but you can be sure that ever since then I’ve been secretly making his plight even